Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Grace-isms

N: Mama, you have a bump on your finger.
M: Yeah, it's a wart.
G: Can I see?  (inspects it closely, then I head to the kitchen)  Witches have warts.  Maybe Mama is a witch.

H: What is the difference between 4 and 6?
G: 2
H: Good.  What's the difference between 3 and 5?
G: I don't know.
H: 1 - 2- 3- 4 - 5.  What's the distance between 3 and 5?
G: I don't know distance math.

No comments:

Post a Comment